Nurse Jackie Recap: Repercussions
Past transgressions catch up to everyone. Except Jackie, of course.
View ArticleTeen Mom Dual Premier Episode: Minicap
The final season of Teen Mom vanilla has kicked off. I know you’re all dealing with depression and grief over such a loss, but please bear with me. Nothing has changed in the lives of Farrah, Maci,...
View ArticleTeen Mom Recap: Anger Detox
It’s the first episode of the final season of Teen Mom vanilla, y’all. I don’t know about you, but I’m very interested to see how these kids cope with actual reality once the MTV paychecks stop coming...
View ArticleTeen Mom: Minicap
This episode of Teen Mom has solidified Maci’s bitchiness. Ryan and his family are supposed to have Bentley for a full week while they go on vacation, but Maci foils those plans by inviting herself...
View ArticleTeen Mom Recap: Bad Decisions
Last week on Teen Mom, Catelynn and Tyler have their 2nd year visit, Amber hopes to see Leah, Maci is annoying, and Farrah is still a nasty bitch. Catelynn and Tyler get their caps and gowns in and try...
View ArticleTeen Mom Recap: Locked Up, Locked Out, & Rejected
In Florida, Maci is sitting out on the balcony dressed up like Michael Jackson, spying on Ryan and Dalis. Ryan and his friend Tyler are speculating as to why Maci decided to stowaway on their trip....
View ArticleTeen Mom Recap: Farrah’s Still a Horrible Person
Hey kids! It’s been a while, but we’re back with a new episode of Teen Mom. I know y’all can’t wait to hear Farrah’s grating voice and look at Maci’s Proactiv-sponsored face. WARNING: MTV is taking...
View ArticleTeen Mom Recap: Education Cockblock
For the first time in six years, Farrah, Ashley, and Debra will be under the same roof. This should prove to be great. Kyle still doesn’t have a job, so Maci uses this as an excuse to not put Bentley...
View ArticleTeen Mom Recap: What’s Education Got to Do with It?
DirecTV and Viacom have settled, so I get to have my Teen Mom back on my boob tube. It’s just not the same watching these dipshits on a small, non-HD screen. It just doesn’t capture the idiocy as...
View ArticleTeen Mom Recap: Maybe Daddies
Last week on Teen Mom, Farrah met another victim guy, Amber was sprung from rehab, Cate pondered going to college, and Ryan and his family were angry about preschool. Because Farrah had such a great...
View ArticleTeen Mom Recap: The More Things Change…
If I could base my psychic abilities on my Teen Mom predictions, I would be vying for my own reality show called The Snarky Psychic. We begin with Maci and Kyle making one of the stupidest mistakes of...
View ArticleTeen Mom Recap: The Lone Heart State
Previously on Teen Mom, Farrah can’t handle being a mom, Maci and Kyle made a terrible decision, Butch blamed April for his jail time, and Gary is still a dick. Debra, the abusive mother, is watching...
View ArticleTeen Mom Recap: The Beginning of the End
Previously on Teen Mom, Farrah is a nutjob and a crappy mom, Maci and Ryan are idiots, and Gary and Amber are terrible parents. I’m sure none of this will change over the course of the final two...
View ArticleTeen Mom Series Finale Recap: The End of the Road
It’s time to say goodbye to our favorite f****ed-up parents. All problems will be resolved in a charming, mature, and loveable way. Maci and Ryan will stop being immature and fighting about custody...
View ArticleBuckwild Recap: Willy Wonka and the Swimming Pool
****Please welcome Auditiongasm winner, Dashley!! Hey Gasmii! I’m Dashley, and I’m so excited to be losing my Official-Recapper-on TVGasm virginity. Auditiongasm was a tough fight, but I love this...
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